Hello everyone, hope your day is going well for you. As for me, well,
the person before me at the gas station got $0.57 worth of gas. My day
doesn’t seem so bad at all. Took a trip to Wal Mart to pick up a few
things. Oh and a quick shoutout, to the woman with six screaming kids in
the store, if your wondering how those condoms got in your cart, you’re
welcome.
So I got home and realized I just bought wiskey instead of milk again.
How does this keep happening? Oh well, you know the lottery gives you a 1
in 20 billion chance you won't go to work tomorrow, alcohol gives me 1
in 5. You play your game and I'll play mine kthanksbai. Guess it's
almost that time I try and get half way between "cant remember my name"
and "head in toilet". :P The sun is setting so it's about that time.
Speaking of sunset's, sometimes I wonder as beautiful as they are, the
very first person to actualy see one was probably like "Well this ain't
good."
Well it has come to that time again, my time to close. Few things before
I leave you though... Next time your on your phone, text a random phone
number the following message. "The fat one won't fit into the
woodchipper. What do you want me to do?" Make life a little interesting.
:) Always remember that conspiracy theorists have only been planted by a
secret organization to distract us from what's really going on. Also,
the next time you see someone wearing camouflage clothing, bump into
them. It only takes a second of your time and makes them feel like it's
working.
<3 always Manda
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